Boring Ecstasy: The Bedroom Pop of Orchid Tapes

Some musical recommendations don't require wordy metaphors, you can just describe things exactly as they are.

For example, this compilation comes from one of the best labels going right now (Orchid Tapes) and it features 14 tracks from 14 artists making some of the finest bedroom tunes around. You can get the digital version for whatever price you fancy, and if you have one of those old school “put a needle onto spinning vinyl and somehow amazing sound comes out” machines, you can chill out to the coke bottle green or electric blue LP version.

If you need anymore swaying, just press play and the music will do any further persuasion that is required to get you hitting the 'buy' button.